In memory of Theodore John Kaczynski, brilliant Harvard mathematician, celebrated author, and environmentalist. This one's for you.

Ted's ideas swiftly captivated the nation, and now he's on tour... He might not be a top-40-hogging superstar but there's few people in industrial society that haven't heard that influential first sentence...

"I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car".

A keen eyed warehouse employee told us that something looked oddly familiar about this design, something about a country music artist? A bunch of the nerds on the internet wanting to go to the arctic circle? We're not sure what he was getting at.

Specs

• High quality full color print
• Premium Hanes Beefy-T blank
• Printed in the USA
  
• May cause mild discomfort at the state of industrial society
  
• No relation to any sort of wildly popular music artist or their concert t shirts

Sizing

Our tees are built on the Hanes Beefy-T for their durability, comfort, and timeless fit. Please see the Sizing Chart page for more information. 

Although the shirts are technically unisex, the Beefy-T is cut for a male wearer and may appear baggy and long on women. The shirt will shrink slightly during the first wash. After this it should fit true to size.

Construction

Our tees are printed using high quality industry-leading equipment in the USA. 

The Hanes Beefy-T is constructed of 100% cotton, with slightly heavier-than-average fabric weight for durability and comfort.