This may be our most perilous patch--beware, as this is highly likely to be a "be careful what you wish for" situation. Make sure you have a valid, non-expired hunting permit and have completed your MILF-hunter safety course.

*Heavyset breathing* "Are you serious about that patch, Anon?"

Specs

• 2.5" x 6"
  
• Woven polyester with woven lettering
• Hook and loop backing
• Ranger Green or Black
• Sworn enemy of the Never Gooner
• Completely Reprehensible
  

Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.